8 Signs You Definitely Have a Foot Phobia

We're not psychiatrists, but we feel pretty comfortable diagnosing your foot phobia. 8 surefire signs you hate the foot.

1. You'd never in a bazillion years drink this beer.

2. Actual live footage of you in 1996.

3. You'd actually rather die than be wearing this pink bathrobe.

4. You've developed an involuntary foot twitch.

5. Your pets just can't deal either.

6. Your face when the shoe salesman asks if you want to borrow a pair of socks.

7. When Cheryl at the office takes her shoes off during a team pow wow and you can't understand wtf she's thinking.

8. When you walk into your friend's house for a dinner party and find out they're a "no shoes" home.

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